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Three-year Limited (residential and commercial) on the vanity top, vanity cabinet and sink bowl. Faucet warranty is applicable when faucet and drain assembly included. Sure, it’s a duet, but we all know which part you’re really singing here. Here’s hoping your neighbors don’t hear your “OHohohhhhhhhhhhhWHOAAAAAAAOHHHohohohohOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,” which inevitably won’t sound anywhere near as good as you think it does. — Steven Edelstone
Modification (including but not limited to use of unauthorized parts or attachments), or adjustment or repair. This warranty only applies when all components have been provided by Bliote.com. Substituting another manufacturer's product and/or components will render the warranty completely void. Bathroom & Kitchen Accessories – Sprayer Faucets, Glass Rinsers, Towel Bars/Rings, Holders,Bathroom Shelves, Hooks or the like
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Has there ever been a more instantly iconic cinematic instance of singing in the shower than Kevin’s vain, surly Uncle Frank belting out The Capitols “Cool Jerk” in the opening minutes of Home Alone 2? It’s obvious that the great John Hughes knew it was a solid bit—hence, Kevin recording the embarrassing moment and then using the recording to play a prank on a hapless Tim Curry later in the film. As for the song itself, it was the career high-point for Detroit R&B three-piece The Capitols, reaching no. 7 on the Billboard Hot 100, even as it referenced the waning popularity of ‘60s fad dance craze “The Jerk.” Driven by an infectious piano rhythm, plenty of “woos” and “heys” and the constantly repeating “Cool Jerk!” refrain, it’s a jubilant two minute shower stomper. Of course, you’re practically required to close with the following: “Get out of here, you nosy little pervert, or I’m gonna slap you silly!” — Jim Vorel When you’re in the shower, chances are you’re starting or ending your day. That means you’ll need a song that doubles as a pump-up anthem and escapist classic. There’s no better answer than The Cure’s “Friday I’m in Love.” —Lizzie Manno I will fight anyone who thinks this isn’t one of the greatest pop songs of all time—and the verses are just as memorable as the chorus. All three-and-a-half minutes can and should be attempted in the shower. —Lizzie Manno
If you’re an alto at the best of times, then there’s nowhere better to attempt the four key changes of “Love On Top” than the safety of your own bathroom. Behind the shower curtain, we’re all secretly Beyoncé. —Clare Martin If impersonating singers’ bizarre voices in the shower isn’t a national pastime, it definitely should be. Would you sing “All the Small Things” without Tom DeLonge’s bratty “NEEAWWs?” No. So where should you turn when you inevitably run out of Blink-182 hits? Look no further than Wheatus’ immortal “Teenage Dirtbag,” a song featuring the most prominent nasal voice this side of Billy Corgan. Plug your nose, pretend you’re still a teenager and your biggest problem is that your crush won’t listen to Iron Maiden with you, making you feel like the biggest dirtbag in the world, and just. let. it. out. — Steven EdelstoneTHE FOREGOING WARRANTY IS IN LIEU OF ALL OTHER WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED INCLUDING THOSE OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS on ANY PARTICULAR PURPOSE OR INFRINGEMENT. BUYER SHALL IN NO EVENT BE ENTITLED TO, AND Bliote.COM SHALL NOT BE LIABLE on, INDIRECT, SPECIAL, INCIDENTAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES OF ANY NATURE,INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO,TO LOSS OF PROFIT, PROMOTIONAL AND/OR MANUFACTURING EXPENSES,OVERHEAD, INJURY TO REPUTATION AND/OR LOSS OF CUSTOMERS. Toploader’s 2001 remix of King Harvest’s “Dancing in the Moonlight” is groovy and amazing. It’s money in the bank on the dancefloor, a road trip jam and a great song to jog to. Add “good for shower serenades” to the list. —Ellen Johnson Three-year Limited (residential and commercial) on the mechanical components such as but not limited to sprayhead.
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