Monkey Spanker Cheeky Monkey

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We put some lube onto the OH's penis and off we went. I wouldn't recommend putting lube onto the toy first of all. Lube does tend to collect on the silicone part but I just wiped it off. Unlike most male masturbation devices, you don't just put the Monkey Spanker on your penis and move it up and down, you use the Monkey Spanker a bit differently than that. I have tried a few Fleshlights and while they did the job there was always something that didn't quite work for me with them. We moved on to him holding and operating the toy while I gave some attention to his balls and it was great for me to have my hands/mouth free for some ass play. I really enjoyed being able to see him getting some attention on all of his hot spots at the same time. For me it took a little getting used to because I had a hard time finding my sweet spot but when you do find it it's a good ride.

My Mrs has not had a go with it yet but I think this will be even better as my hand will be free to roam! The OH begged me for this product for Christmas so I tried to keep this as a Christmas present but let it slip one day that I already had it so had to put it into good use! This is easily one of the best male toys I have tried and for the price it is a bargain. I would not use this all the time but if you fancy a different sensation while masturbating (or for foreplay) make sure you have this at the ready. Of course, I forced him to use it again. This time, he found a few positives: it’s lightweight and easy to hold, and the sleeve is sufficiently tight. However, none of this makes up for the minimal amount of stimulation the Monkey Spanker provides. The bullet adds a tiny bit of stimulation (an “almost inconsequential amount,” he says), but it’s quite loud. The sleeve material is not textured, so it adds nothing. And even with a lot of lube in play, the movement of the sleeve felt jerky to him, not smooth.I've never got on with sleeves, it always seemed like such a faff, slightly creepy and awkward to clean. I only used it a handful of times, and most of those only because I thought I should after spending money on it. The Monkey Spanker is much cheaper, I've used it once and I actually WANT to use it again. The vibration was just right for my OH and quite nice for me too when I was straddling him and using the toy at the same time! Your penis will be getting seriously hard at this stage and will be very sensitive. This is when you will feel and understand the real benefit of the vibrations. You will be focusing all the pleasure on the head and the area just behind it.

I find fast and hard with plenty of lube provides the best pleasure for myself but everyone will differ. You just lube up, pop it on and off you go. With the Monkey Spanker you get a distinct ring of pressure which you can move up and down the whole shaft or just over the head. It's true that the bullet vibe doesn't really add much to the experience other than noise, and if you don't hold part of one of your fingers against it, it'll make a very loud noise as it rattles against the hard plastic. If it was closer to the business end of the toy rather than in the middle I could see it'd make a difference, but as it is I'll probably not bother with it. Hmm, the Monkey Spanker certainly feels different to any other sex toy I've tried - and in a good way. Other nice features? When you’re finished, simply pop out the bullets and easily wash the two paddles with hot soapy water. Couldn’t be an easier clean up! And because of its small, flat shape, the Monkey Spanker would be great for travel. Use some lube with it and the small surface area which grips your penis makes a blowjob even better, if that is possible.

All I can say is this really surprised me. The quality of the toy is of very high quality and the results the item give are amazing! We are proud to partner with BAE Systems Maritime Australia to deliver the Mk 45 gun system and Ammunition Handling System to the Royal Australian Navy,” said Brent Butcher, vice president and general manager of Weapon Systems at BAE Systems, Inc. The Mk 45 gun system combines the 5-inch, 62-caliber Mk 45 Mod 4A naval gun with a fully automated AHS that continuously supplies the gun with ammunition, in high sea state conditions, without assistance from the crew. I had to add more lube to get the Double Trouble to move even a little bit on my shaft, but once I greased up, I was able to slide it up and down. Even well lubricated, the opening was still pretty tight for me, so it’s definitely a firm tugging sensation during use. Generally I prefer masturbation toys that offer a more sensual/soft touch, and the Double Trouble definitely wasn’t like that. Still, the sensation was so different and unusual, I couldn’t help but enjoy it. It almost felt as if someone else was masturbating me by making a tight ring with his thumb and forefinger, and firmly moving it up and down on my shaft. As different as this felt to me, I was more looking forward to turning on the bullets, to see how adding vibrations changed the sensation.