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Banish – A manly blend of cedarwood and oud that smells incredibly rugged while it combats ball sweat and odor. If you want decent swamp crotch protection, make sure to spring for a talcum-based baby powder. Cornstarch-based powder didn’t last that long . . . for me anyways. It’s a problem that has plagued men ever since Western society decided the male of our species had to wear pants instead of breezy togas or kilts. Fresh and Fly Ball Cream is infused with organic ingredients, including almond oil and cocoa butter, that soothe and protect your balls from chafing and odor.

Meanwhile, make the meatballs. Combine all the ingredients, except the oil and flour, in a mixing bowl and season. Shape into about 20 balls the size of walnuts. Heat a good glug of olive oil in a large frying pan over a medium-high heat. Dust the meatballs with flour, then fry (in batches if necessary) until golden all over. Drain on kitchen paper. While this isn’t the cheapest deodorant for balls on this list, it does however last a long time. That’s because you really don’t need to use much for it to do its job effectively. Just a light coating on clean balls is enough to keep you dry and smelling clean all day. Expect roughly 4 months of daily use per bottle.

While no product is going to keep you dry and odor free forever, Comfy Boys’ longevity is pretty damn impressive. One application after your morning shower should last you most of the day. And if you do find the need to reapply throughout the day. go for it. Just don’t whip your balls out in public to do it. There’s laws against that type of shit. If you’ve ever had the unpleasant experience of using a cheap body powder that clumps in all the wrong places, you know how uncomfortable it can be. There’s nothing worse than using a grooming product to alleviate a specific problem, only to have it create a whole new one. Thankfully Comfy Boys doesn’t present that problem. This fast drying lotion applies smoothly and easily, and does it’s job without any clumping, grittiness, or unpleasantness. What I don’t like: Another potential downside to cornstarch (depending on your viewpoint) is that there’s no scent. Personally, I like to have a bit of fragrance in my swamp crotch tamers.

Among the plethora of men’s grooming ranges, there were no decent products to effectively keep the groin area fresh and dry. Men were forced to use messy white talcum powder, or even spraying underarm deodorant down there! That’s right. Lotion designed specifically to keep men’s balls dry, stink free, smooth, comfortable, and moisturized. I figured you could also use this talcum-based powder as a swamp crotch defender and I was correct. This was one of my favorite powders during my tests. It kept me dry down “there” all day and best of all, my crotch smelled like a barbershop. Bully! Dry+Goods Athletic Spray is a no-mess powder spray that keeps you dry and cool all day long. It was one of my favorite products throughout the testing period. The type I bought doesn’t have much of a scent, which was fine. Dry+Goods does offer a menthol version to give you that nice, tingling feeling when you apply it. Wetness protection was fantastic. One application in the morning was all I needed. Fresh and Fly ball cream keeps you dry and comfortable all day, deodorizing your balls to great effect and leaving a nice, organic fragrance that appeases you and your partner. The fragrance is supplied by luxury parfum brand Liberto.Mozzarella balls: this recipe works best with fresh mozzarella in water, especially baby mozzarella balls (bocconcini, ciliegine or pearls) which make the perfect bite-sized appetizer.Although visually less appealing, cubed fresh mozzarella will do too! If you make these marinated mozzarella balls, or you have a question ,let me know by leaving a comment. I would love to hear from you! x And other possible uses for the granules are being explored, such as using them in mulch, building materials such as stucco and siding, and even components in furniture.