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Morningwood: Everybody Loves Large Chests (Vol.1)

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It's why it likes Boxxy so much, since the monstrous chest is a walking whirlpool of chaos made by sheer coincidence. They're also mildly toxic; drinking too many at once will hurt you almost as much as they will heal you. The team only functions because Boxxy holds the reins of most of them with its contracts, and that all their desires don't particularly conflict with each other. However, he has been known to get heated up when his comrades are in peril, going so far as to challenge a demonic Overlord head-on and actually putting up a decent fight.

The Hero: Literally, as she was chosen by the God of Chaos to be its hero, and she became a hero to the Ishgar Republic at large when her victory over the Hero of the Hammer ended the war between the Republic and the Empire. Fantasy Kitchen Sink: The story features a huge variety of fantasy themes and creatures, from cat-girls, shape-shifters, mimics, golems, demons, and more. However, Boxxy is considerably irritated that they took so little of its treasure when they had the perfect opportunity to rob it blind! One of its prize possessions, a Masterwork-quality mithril rapier named Feathersting, gets a Shininess rating of 11 out of 10. Everyone Has Standards: For all her depravity and obsessive hedonism, she finds the idea of having sex with her own demonic mother to be unnerving and personally repulsive.

Nuke 'em: Nagnamor's ultimate ability, Armageddon, which detonates himself in a massive explosion that sets the very air on fire. Every time he is addressed, whether by a character speaking of him or in narration, his name, gender, and even title change without warning. Naughty Tentacles: Boxxy uses its tentacles to keep Xera and Valeria happy, though it cares little for the act itself. When the stalker says that she is in love with Boxxy, Xera thinks that Drea might be mistaking love and hunger, something normal for her race (stalkers represent the sin of gluttony). However, Boxxy keeps interrupting him by tossing daggers in his direction, which keep harmlessly bouncing off the warlock's shield.

When Boxxy noticed that some adventurers surpass him in abilities and skills, even if their levels are lacking. Manipulative Bitch: Delights in weaving lies and conspiracies, using her intelligence and military-grade sex appeal as weapons. Never thought I’ll say this, but there were too many dirty jokes, they got to a point where it was just vulgarity for the sake of it, it wasn’t funny, and it flopped half of a book as a result.Awesomeness by Analysis: Keira's fight against Bernard Samson, where she dissects the massive flaws in his fighting style and equipment while outclassing him in their battle.

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