The Diabolical Gift People - Grow A Boyfriend

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Sure, this grow your own girlfriend might only be 6 cm tall at the moment, but pop her in some room temperature water and she'll soon be up to 600% larger than her original size. She specializes in lifestyle topics, including home, health, parenting, beauty, style, food, entertaining, travel and weddings. Turning off the personalised advertising setting won’t stop you from seeing Etsy ads, but it may make the ads you see less relevant or more repetitive. Personalised advertising may be considered a “sale” or “sharing” of information under California and other state privacy laws, and you may have a right to opt out. With our Grow Your Own Boyfriend you can eliminate all the negatives of having a real life boyfriend and begin to reap the benefits instead.

If so, look no further than this everyday essential hooded top from Mark Wahlberg's go-to menwear brand Apparel. A cookie in no way gives us access to your computer or any information about you, other than the data you choose to share with us. It will begin to grow within two hours and should be left to grow for at least three days to reach its greatest level of growth.Once you agree, the file is added and the cookie helps analyse web traffic or lets you know when you visit a particular site. Some of the technologies we use are necessary for critical functions like security and site integrity, account authentication, security and privacy preferences, internal site usage and maintenance data, and to make the site work correctly for browsing and transactions. She was very much in need of a laugh as she is trying to find a boyfriend but gets the cold shoulder when the men she dates find out she has cancer and is bald.

If for any reason, you are not delighted with your purchase we will refund your money in full or exchange your goods with no questions asked. Made of a sponge-like non-toxic material which expands when placed into water, and when taken out of water slowly shrinks back down to its normal size too, so this product can be used time and time again. We only use this information for statistical analysis purposes and then the data is removed from the system. Etsy’s 100% renewable electricity commitment includes the electricity used by the data centres that host Etsy.

To calculate the overall star rating and percentage breakdown by star, we don’t use a simple average. A hilarious gift for a single friend or unlucky in love colleague, our Grow Your Own Boyfriend toy is the ideal man.

You can change your choices at any time by visiting Cookie preferences, as described in the Cookie notice. He gets larger the longer he is in water and unlike the real thing stays with her and she can shrink him whenever she feels just by taking her foot off his head! Reproduction is prohibited other than in accordance with the copyright notice, which forms part of these terms and conditions.If you've been together for a while, this book couldn't be a more perfect gift to commemorate the milestones you've reached together. Place this Grow product in water and watch, over a period of 72 hours, as it expands 600% from it's original size.