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Let's F*ck Board Game | Adult Fun | Naughty Gift

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Cards that you collect can be powered up in a rather unique way. Unlike games like Valkyrie Crusade, where you evolve or amalgamate cards of like-types. Monster Monpiece asks that you open up a full view of the card you want to power up and then poke and prod at the sexy artwork in the right places to build meter. Once you’ve got them to the appropriate level it’s time to frantically stroke your card to bring them to… er… fruition. Be successful in this rather ridiculous process and your cards will be 1) Even more awesome and 2) even more saucy. Q. Pretend you are calling your hot neighbor or colleague and tell them you want to do naughty things with him/her. Oh yeah, and if you’re so inclined this game is also compatible with Occulus Rift – bringing with it all the benefits of feeling like you’re really ‘there’. If it’s sexy games you’re looking for – then this is next-gen, peripheral based, sexy games at their sexiest. The decisions you make throughout the game will affect which direction you take along with a pretty outrageous twist.

Of course, the rules can be tweaked as per a group’s requirements. The point is, make sure all the players are aware of the rules and they agree as well. Otherwise, you’ll have a whole lot of mess to fix once the game has started. Basically, you’re on an island with a whole load of other girls. An island where you have to fight a whole bunch of robots and stuff. Mechanically, this is pretty good and a very fun beat em up – but here’s the thing– you have a partner in the game, another girl. This girl also happens to be a super weapon. Structurally this is a top down RPG – where you must get the girls to climb a tower and defeat the enemies within. They’re not the most obedient lot and so it’s your task, as warden, to whip them into shape – sometimes being gentle, sometimes being firm. You’re a guy in school. Who accidentally gets hit by all of Cupids arrows (bear with me) the affect of which is that every single girl in school totally wants a piece of him. Weirdly you can manipulate the shape of their character models whenever you like, changing their costumes and breast size of course.If you scroll further down this list you’ll find the original Gal*Gun, but since I originally wrote this, two further Gal*Gun games have been released – Double Peace and more recently Gal*Gun 2. These stay firmly in the rail-shooting-against-hordes-of-giddy-girls-vying-for-your-attention genre.

Nothing wrong with this of course. There’s even less wrong with one of the game’s main features – the fact that as they fight, their clothes get ripped apart until they’re fighting in nothing more than their delicate skimpies. Again – not super filthy in terms of sexy games – but honest to goodness entry level fan service. For those of you who have not tried this series? In a nutshell, it’s the Console Wars made real. Well, I say ‘real’– a console war where rival factions are actually fighting it out, with characters and worlds being fantasy representations of the real world consoles.Perhaps the most pervy this game gets is where you can enter DokiDoki mode – a kind of special mini-game where you have to touch the girls in all the right places to make sure they’re totally hot for you.

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